I knew nothing about farce until I read Puce a l'Oreille, and had no idea what a deadly serious business it is.

Irritable Judges suffer from a bad case of premature adjudication.

The only rule I have found to have any validity in writing is not to bore yourself.

All the flower children were as alike as a congress of accountants and about as interesting.

Check-ups are, in my experience, a grave mistake; all they do is allow the quack of your choice to tell you that you have some sort of complaint that you were far happier not knowing about.

The point at which beliefs meet may be more significant, more useful to contemplate, than their sources.

Hell must be a place where you are only allowed to read what you agree with.