I like when things are crazy. Something good comes out of exhaustion.

You all have a relative who is an expert even though they really don't know what they're talking about.

I'm a very lucky person. I'm an idiot, and I've shoveled through life rather nicely so far, so I don't feel like I deserve good treatment.

In terms of, like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.

There are a lot of great jokes you can sit down and write, but that's just a written joke, versus the comedy of the situation. Ideally, you're pulling as much comedy out of the situation as you can.

I like to turn on the TV and watch whatever's on. Nick Kroll does that a lot. He doesn't watch important shows. He'll just turn on a documentary on Mia Hamm and watch it for an hour. Whatever's on, we watch.

Part of standup is being loose and having a good time yourself and that translates to the audience.