Part of standup is being loose and having a good time yourself and that translates to the audience.

I like when things are crazy. Something good comes out of exhaustion.

I like to turn on the TV and watch whatever's on. Nick Kroll does that a lot. He doesn't watch important shows. He'll just turn on a documentary on Mia Hamm and watch it for an hour. Whatever's on, we watch.

It's really fun to be writing and producing your own sketches. You almost have more control.

It is 100% easier not to do things than to do them, and so much fun not to do them - especially when you were supposed to do them. In terms of instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.

Why do people shush animals? Theyve never spoken

Excuse me: I am homeless. I am gay. I have AIDS. I'm new in town.