I definitely look like a toddler. I feel comfortable and I have a lot of fun out there [John Mulaney Show]. And if I were to be extremely egotistical, I'd say I got a tiny bit better.
John MulaneyYou can't always see both sides of the story. Eventually, you have to pick a side and stick with it. No more equivocating. You have to commit.
John MulaneyIf youโre comparing the badness of two words and you wonโt even say one of them [the n-word], thatโs the worse word.
John MulaneyIll book a ticket on some garbage airline. I dont wanna name an actual airline so lets make one up, lets just call it like Delta Airlines
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