Everyone's very relaxed about brand names in television.

If you’re comparing the badness of two words and you won’t even say one of them [the n-word], that’s the worse word.

The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time.

If I was at the Comedy Cellar at midnight you yelled at the back of the room. But you, for television, play it to the camera because yes you're communicating to the people at home using the studio audience that's right in front of you as a guide for that.

I do longer runs on things, a lot stories. I really like one-liners, I like a lot of different kinds of standup but I've always been long-winded.

Things have to be funny first, and if they want to have a point, that's awesome.

I have a lot of stories about being a kid because it was the last time I was interesting.