I do longer runs on things, a lot stories. I really like one-liners, I like a lot of different kinds of standup but I've always been long-winded.
John MulaneyIf youโre comparing the badness of two words and you wonโt even say one of them [the n-word], thatโs the worse word.
John MulaneyMy standup persona is like I'll heighten things, but I'm observing the world as it is in sort of a heightened emotional state.
John MulaneyI think for many of us - speaking for just a pocket of the country - we trusted Obama. So when you leave your baby with your mom to watch, you don't run home and check the nanny cam. But now we've left the baby with Gary Busey, so we're going to be a lot more on it.
John Mulaney