I'm not insane, sir. I have a finely calibrated sense of acceptable risk.

Ultimately the first, best step in getting your work noticed is to write good work. If people don't engage in your writing, no amount of serialization or free downloads is going to matter. You have to write something worth reading, and often it takes time to get at that level.

I grew up in southern California in the 80s. Yes, I am a walking cliche.

There's a difference between the fact that the universe is inherently unfair on a cosmic level, and the fact that life is unfair because people are actively making it so.

If the universe is bigger and stranger than I can imagine, it's best to meet it with an empty bladder.

When you're a kid all you want to do is be somewhere else.

I can describe to you the taste of government cheese.