If the universe is bigger and stranger than I can imagine, it's best to meet it with an empty bladder.

I thought I saw him once, but it turned out to be a yeti

Don’t discount that part of who he was just because you didn’t know it. None of us are all of who we are to any one person.

You do what you have to do to give people closure; it makes them feel better and it doesn't cost you much to do it. I'd rather apologize for something I didn't really care about and leave someone on Earth wishing me well.

I'm not insane, sir. I have a finely calibrated sense of acceptable risk.

The Scooby gang doesn't travel because they are looking for crimes to solve. They travel because they're one step ahead of the deprogrammers. Somehow, Fred's got them all snookered. It probably has something to do with the Scooby Snacks.

We've already established whoever is writing us is an asshole.