If the universe is bigger and stranger than I can imagine, it's best to meet it with an empty bladder.

When you lose someone you love, you die too, and you wait around for your body to catch up.

I'm not insane, sir. I have a finely calibrated sense of acceptable risk.

I thought I saw him once, but it turned out to be a yeti

You do what you have to do to give people closure; it makes them feel better and it doesn't cost you much to do it. I'd rather apologize for something I didn't really care about and leave someone on Earth wishing me well.

Now, you may think that this is some sort of generalized hatred that I will carry for the lot of you. Let me assure you that this is not the case. Each of you will fail, but you will fail in your own unique way, and therefore I will dislike each of you on an individual basis.

If the universe is bigger and stranger than I can imagine, it's best to meet it with an empty bladder.