If your social consciousness seems stuck in 1975, 2014 is gonna be a rough ride.

I am not responsible for actions of the imaginary version of me you have inside your head.

I didn't mind getting old when I was young. It's the being old now that's getting to me.

I thought I saw him once, but it turned out to be a yeti

If the universe is bigger and stranger than I can imagine, it's best to meet it with an empty bladder.

I will not let my sales figures dictate what I say on the blog, because the blog is what I want to say.

If your flirting strategy is indistinguishable from harassment, it's not everyone else that's the problem.