I both love and am terrified by Greg Van Eekhout's vision of Los Angeles. I already want to go back.

Fear sits and smiles and is predatory, immobile and silent and serene; an observer who conserves his energy and is content to wait.

We've already established whoever is writing us is an asshole.

Being poor is people wondering why you didn't leave.

If the universe is bigger and stranger than I can imagine, it's best to meet it with an empty bladder.

The Scooby gang doesn't travel because they are looking for crimes to solve. They travel because they're one step ahead of the deprogrammers. Somehow, Fred's got them all snookered. It probably has something to do with the Scooby Snacks.

Now, you may think that this is some sort of generalized hatred that I will carry for the lot of you. Let me assure you that this is not the case. Each of you will fail, but you will fail in your own unique way, and therefore I will dislike each of you on an individual basis.