If your flirting strategy is indistinguishable from harassment, it's not everyone else that's the problem.

I'm not insane, sir. I have a finely calibrated sense of acceptable risk.

You do what you have to do to give people closure; it makes them feel better and it doesn't cost you much to do it. I'd rather apologize for something I didn't really care about and leave someone on Earth wishing me well.

I don't care whether I really exist or don't, whether I'm real or fictional. What I want right now is to be the person who decides my own fate.

If your social consciousness seems stuck in 1975, 2014 is gonna be a rough ride.

Never anger a sci-fi writer. These people destroy entire planets over lunch. Imagine what they'll do to you.

If you want me to treat your ideas with more respect, get some better ideas.