If your flirting strategy is indistinguishable from harassment, it's not everyone else that's the problem.

Don’t discount that part of who he was just because you didn’t know it. None of us are all of who we are to any one person.

I don't care whether I really exist or don't, whether I'm real or fictional. What I want right now is to be the person who decides my own fate.

My marriage had its ups and downs like anyone's, but when it came down to it, I knew it was solid. I miss that sort of security, and that sort of connection with someone.

I failed angst in high school. They let me graduate anyway.

I thought I saw him once, but it turned out to be a yeti

When you're a kid all you want to do is be somewhere else.