My marriage had its ups and downs like anyone's, but when it came down to it, I knew it was solid. I miss that sort of security, and that sort of connection with someone.

We've already established whoever is writing us is an asshole.

There's a difference between the fact that the universe is inherently unfair on a cosmic level, and the fact that life is unfair because people are actively making it so.

I grew up in southern California in the 80s. Yes, I am a walking cliche.

When it came time to make the audiobook, Audible did an ingenious thing: they asked both Wil Wheaton and Amber Benson to record entire versions of the book. As the author, I'm impressed with Audible's commitment to my narrative -- and I'm geeking out that both Wil and Amber are reading my book. This is fantastic.

I didn't mind getting old when I was young. It's the being old now that's getting to me.

I'm not insane, sir. I have a finely calibrated sense of acceptable risk.