Never anger a sci-fi writer. These people destroy entire planets over lunch. Imagine what they'll do to you.

Sooner or later the Narrative will come for each of us.

The Scooby gang doesn't travel because they are looking for crimes to solve. They travel because they're one step ahead of the deprogrammers. Somehow, Fred's got them all snookered. It probably has something to do with the Scooby Snacks.

I'm not insane, sir. I have a finely calibrated sense of acceptable risk.

The story of how I left Huckleberry begins -- as do all worthy stories -- with a goat

I did two things on my seventy-fifth birthday. I visited my wife's grave. Then I joined the army.

If you want me to treat your ideas with more respect, get some better ideas.