The more I want a book to be done, the faster I type because I just want to get it out.

I both love and am terrified by Greg Van Eekhout's vision of Los Angeles. I already want to go back.

Christianity is a fine religion and I wish more Christians practiced it.

I can describe to you the taste of government cheese.

The Scooby gang doesn't travel because they are looking for crimes to solve. They travel because they're one step ahead of the deprogrammers. Somehow, Fred's got them all snookered. It probably has something to do with the Scooby Snacks.

Libertarians secretly worried that ultimately someone will figure out the whole of their political philosophy boils down to “Get Off My Property.” News flash: This is not really a big secret to the rest of us.

If your social consciousness seems stuck in 1975, 2014 is gonna be a rough ride.