The more I want a book to be done, the faster I type because I just want to get it out.

When you're a teenager and you're in love, it's obvious to everyone but you and the person you're in love with.

I thought I saw him once, but it turned out to be a yeti

Here's a quick rule of thumb: Don't annoy science fiction writers. These are people who destroy entire planets before lunch. Think of what they'll do to you.

As a reader, I have a very short attention span and a low tolerance for boredom, and I find that comes in handy with my writing. If I get bored writing something, I pity the people who will then try to read it.

Reddit is not a public utility or a public square; its a privately owned space on the Internet.

I will not let my sales figures dictate what I say on the blog, because the blog is what I want to say.