The more I want a book to be done, the faster I type because I just want to get it out.

I didn't mind getting old when I was young. It's the being old now that's getting to me.

When you're a kid all you want to do is be somewhere else.

There's a difference between the fact that the universe is inherently unfair on a cosmic level, and the fact that life is unfair because people are actively making it so.

If your flirting strategy is indistinguishable from harassment, it's not everyone else that's the problem.

The Scooby gang doesn't travel because they are looking for crimes to solve. They travel because they're one step ahead of the deprogrammers. Somehow, Fred's got them all snookered. It probably has something to do with the Scooby Snacks.

I failed angst in high school. They let me graduate anyway.