If you want me to treat your ideas with more respect, get some better ideas.

I did two things on my seventy-fifth birthday. I visited my wife's grave. Then I joined the army.

The story of how I left Huckleberry begins -- as do all worthy stories -- with a goat

I can describe to you the taste of government cheese.

Reddit is not a public utility or a public square; its a privately owned space on the Internet.

Star Wars is not entertainment. Star Wars is George Lucas masturbating to a picture of Joseph Campbell and conning billions of people into watching the money shot.

I thought I saw him once, but it turned out to be a yeti