I care about the presidential elections. I always vote. Sometimes I've voted more than once, illegally. But you can't anymore. The picture ID has ruined everything.

I'm a film director. Gay is an adjective that I certainly am, but I don't know that it's my first one. I think if you're just a gay filmmaker, you get pigeonholed just like if you say I'm a black filmmaker, I'm a Spanish filmmaker, I'm a whatever.

Do we secretly idolize our imagined opposites, yearning to become the role models for others we know we could never be for ourselves?

And I seek people who break rules with happiness — and not bringing pain to themselves.

Being rich is not about how much money you have or how many homes you own; it's the freedom to buy any book you want without looking at the price and wondering if you can afford it.

I want to be harder to reach, not easier.

No comedy should be longer than 90 minutes. There's no such thing as a good long joke.