No comedy should be longer than 90 minutes. There's no such thing as a good long joke.

I'm here today because of LSD. LSD gave me the confidence to be who I am today. Completely.

Ever feel like killing somebody just to see if you could get away with it? Sure, you have. Everybody has little things that get on their nerves.

God knows if you could start a new sex act that's more important than making a good movie.

Stupid is never that entertaining. You can be stupid and sexy, stupid and funny but he's just plain stupid. That is not remarkable, that's what I mean.

Some call me director, producer, filmmaker. I prefer to call myself pube-king.

I don't trust anyone that hasn't been to jail at least once in their life.