No comedy should be longer than 90 minutes. There's no such thing as a good long joke.

When I was young, no one wanted to be one; now even the President of the United States would call himself an outsider. So now I'm for insiders.

If you ever go home with somebody and they don't have books in their house, don't sleep with them. I think that's very important.

I want to be harder to reach, not easier.

No comedy should be longer than 90 minutes. There's no such thing as a good long joke.

I hitchhiked at high school. My parents thought was a perfectly normal thing to do even though God knows I got blown a lot of times riding home from school.

Being rich is not about how much money you have or how many homes you own; it's the freedom to buy any book you want without looking at the price and wondering if you can afford it.