Do we secretly idolize our imagined opposites, yearning to become the role models for others we know we could never be for ourselves?

I don't believe in depression. There's no such thing. It's an invention. It's bullshit, it's a cop out.

I have to talk about my movies. I have to give interviews to promote what I'm doing. But no one really knows my personal life. And if you don't have a personal life I feel bad for you.

Baltimore never changes much. People aren't impressed by anything. It's great; it's not a trendy town.

Fifty years seems like a good anniversary. Even after I'm dead, how much better could I get than this? I mean, it's great, I'm not dead, so I get to see it.

I respect everything I make fun of.

Life is a rotten lottery.