Do we secretly idolize our imagined opposites, yearning to become the role models for others we know we could never be for ourselves?

I haven't committed all the crimes in my movies, I would have gotten the death penalty many years ago if I had.

Anyone from my past I'm interested in, I've already stalked their homes. I like to go outside.

How come there's no terrorism with humor, which is a great way to humiliate your enemy? It's a great time for that.

To me, bad taste is what entertainment is all about. If someone vomits while watching one of my films, it's like getting a standing ovation. But one must remember that there is such a thing as good bad taste and bad bad taste.

I've signed peoples' parole cards at book signings and it's very touching.

I think it's important to visit people in prison. And if you know anyone in prison, I would encourage you very much to visit them. They're a good audience! I always get good letters from prisoners. I don't usually answer them because I have a lot going on in my life, but I get some really good ones, I get some really good letters from prison.