I like the word 'underground'... 'independent' carries a stigma of whininess. 'Underground' means a good time.
John WatersWhen I was young, no one wanted to be one; now even the President of the United States would call himself an outsider. So now I'm for insiders.
John WatersI've signed dicks, asses, parole cards, a colostomy bag while it was still pumping. A couple of years ago, I signed a bloody Tampax. That's one you don't forget. I'm not asking for someone to top that!
John WatersI went to the Vatican once - it was a bad idea. I went into the bookshop and I bought hideous, pious postcards and then I asked for a receipt, and the nun said, "We don't give receipts at the Vatican." Which threw me into a rage of like, "I guess not, so you can take this money and funnel it into anti-homosexual groups!" People had to drag me out of there. It's not good for me to go into the Vatican.
John Waters