Do we secretly idolize our imagined opposites, yearning to become the role models for others we know we could never be for ourselves?

I'm an old person because I still buy DVDs. I have every one of my albums and 45s - I even have a couple of 33s and I do have a turntable. But I must admit, I don't listen to vinyl today. But I listen to all types of music.

I don't trust anyone that hasn't been to jail at least once in their life.

The good guys in my movies mind their own business and they don't judge other people. And the bad guys are jealous, they judge other people without knowing the whole story, they want all the attention and they're mean spirited. So I think my films are politically correct in a weird way.

I have to talk about my movies. I have to give interviews to promote what I'm doing. But no one really knows my personal life. And if you don't have a personal life I feel bad for you.

If your kid comes out of the bedroom and says he just shut down the government, it seems to me he should at least have an outfit for that.

Stop blaming your parents. If you're really angry at 60 years old, you're an idiot! You've got to work some of it out.