Don’t sleep with people who don’t read.

I'm here today because of LSD. LSD gave me the confidence to be who I am today. Completely.

The further away I am from water, the less well I do!

I used to joke that I was trying to sell out, and nobody would buy me.

Ever feel like killing somebody just to see if you could get away with it? Sure, you have. Everybody has little things that get on their nerves.

If you can make someone laugh who's dead set against you, that's the first step to winning them over to your side.

If you're a parent, I tell you how to get through Christmas. I think that if you've ever had a bad feeling about Christmas coming, I'll tell you how to deal with it. So, I think in a way it's like going to a sane psychiatrist that actually gives you some good advice, I hope!