Humor is how you change people's opinions, and if you can make someone laugh, they'll listen, even if they hate you.
John Waters"How could you think of such awful things?" liberal critics always ask. "How else could I possibly amuse myself?" I always wonder.
John WatersI don't like heroin, unless you're a jazz musician and then you have to be on it because jazz is the sound of heroin.
John WatersWhat's fascinating to me is that in rich-kid schools, it's better to be gay. No one is discriminated against because they're gay in a rich-kid school. But in poor-kid schools, it's often not the same. So being gay is a class issue now.
John Waters