When I started my goal was to make a successful underground movie. I started making movies in the mid-60s. Underground cinema then only lasted about two or three years.
John WatersI tried heroin. I shot up in high school, but I just thought it was so dreary: puking and nodding.
John WatersI haven't committed all the crimes in my movies, I would have gotten the death penalty many years ago if I had.
John WatersThanksgiving is my favorite holiday because I don't have to do anything except bring wine and go to my sister's all day and go to the movies with the family. So, actually, Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday, but there's not much comedy material on Thanksgiving. Melatonin really isn't that funny.
John Waters