If you can make someone laugh who's dead set against you, that's the first step to winning them over to your side.
John WatersI don't believe in depression. There's no such thing. It's an invention. It's bullshit, it's a cop out.
John WatersMy idea of rich is that you can buy every book you ever want without looking at the price and you're never around assholes. That's the two things to really fight for in life.
John Waters