My idea of rich is that you can buy every book you ever want without looking at the price and you're never around assholes. That's the two things to really fight for in life.

When I was young, no one wanted to be one; now even the President of the United States would call himself an outsider. So now I'm for insiders.

Catholics have more extreme sex lives because they're taught that pleasure is bad for you. Who thinks it's normal to kneel down to a naked man who's nailed to a cross? It's like a bad leather bar.

Contemporary art hates you.

The further away I am from water, the less well I do!

I like the word 'underground'... 'independent' carries a stigma of whininess. 'Underground' means a good time.

I think that in America there is a new movement of underground movies that wants to kick the ass of independent films that they think whine too much.