I don't like heroin, unless you're a jazz musician and then you have to be on it because jazz is the sound of heroin.
John WatersI understand why people want to look up their friends - usually they want to see what people they've wanted to have sex with look like.
John WatersI can't complain about anything. It's like saying, "I don't like talkies." Time marches on and I don't care how people watch my movies as long as they see them. I don't care if they're on their phone. Believe me, if you ever want to watch my early films they would look a lot better on your phone than they would on a movie screen. The smaller the better.
John WatersCoke didn't last long enough; it gave me a hangover for two weeks for being high for ten minutes.
John Waters