I have no interest in ever making a movie I didn't write. If they were going to take my house away, then I guess I might have to. But my agent knows not to even bother sending me the scripts.

I don't like heroin, unless you're a jazz musician and then you have to be on it because jazz is the sound of heroin.

I'd love to sell out completely. It's just that nobody has been willing to buy.

I've had it with being nice, understanding, fair and hopeful. I feel like being negative all day. The chip on my shoulder could sink the QE2. I've got an attitude problem and nobody better get in my way...I'm in a bad mood and the whole stupid little world is gonna pay!

Some call me director, producer, filmmaker. I prefer to call myself pube-king.

Even illegal weapons have lost their panache. Zip guns and shanks were at least homemade. Where is the craft in a grade-schooler firing a magnum? What is the world coming to? It's not even bad to be a communist anymore!

If you can make someone laugh who's dead set against you, that's the first step to winning them over to your side.