I always say you need something weird on your face and some good shoes and nobody looks in the middle.

I've always believed in the goodness of people. I teach in prison. They all said, don't do it. Carry a gun, take Mace. Are you kidding? I guess, they're around so many criminal elements that they fear for.

As far as socially redeeming value, I hope I don't have any.

Humor is how you change people's opinions, and if you can make someone laugh, they'll listen, even if they hate you.

The "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" hitchhiker really made people never want to hitchhike again - the hitcher, the show. Hitchhiking is always vaguely sexual.

And I seek people who break rules with happiness — and not bringing pain to themselves.

My hobby is extreme Catholic behavior - before the Reformation.