I haven't committed all the crimes in my movies, I would have gotten the death penalty many years ago if I had.

Nothing is more impotent than an unread library.

I really didn't have any bad hitchhiking experiences. The only bad experiences were standing by the road for 10 hours. I never thought I'd get a ride with a ministers wife or a coalminer or a Republican elected official. It was all pleasant surprises. The only drag was the waiting.

I'm an old person because I still buy DVDs. I have every one of my albums and 45s - I even have a couple of 33s and I do have a turntable. But I must admit, I don't listen to vinyl today. But I listen to all types of music.

I'll have pot in my home for guests - I'm polite! - but I don't sit around and smoke by myself, ever. Not like I did when I was young.

I don't trust anyone that hasn't been to jail at least once in their life.

If you're not sure you could love your children, please don't have them, because they might grow up and kill us.