I haven't committed all the crimes in my movies, I would have gotten the death penalty many years ago if I had.

I always say you need something weird on your face and some good shoes and nobody looks in the middle.

Censorship has been my best press agent my whole life.

I live in San Francisco, I live in Provincetown. They're all the same, apart from Baltimore. Baltimore's the only cheap place left.

Fifty years seems like a good anniversary. Even after I'm dead, how much better could I get than this? I mean, it's great, I'm not dead, so I get to see it.

You have to remember that it is impossible to commit a crime while reading a book.

I love hipsters! Yes, I think they're hilarious. The really cute ones try to look ugly just to prove "I can't be ugly." Normcore was kind of funny too.