Humor is how you change people's opinions, and if you can make someone laugh, they'll listen, even if they hate you.

I've had a pretty amazing life, a good life, and God knows I'm thankful, but I do believe that after 30, stop whining! Everybody's dealt a hand, and it's not fair what you get. But you've got to deal with it.

I didn't become a drug addict because I always had to make a movie.

I always say you need something weird on your face and some good shoes and nobody looks in the middle.

I respect everything I make fun of.

I do like Christmas. I do understand that there are people who hate it, and there are other religions that resent it. So, I speak to everybody - I try to speak to every kind of minority and majority that cannot escape the steamroller known as Christmas.

Life is a rotten lottery.