I really didn't have any bad hitchhiking experiences. The only bad experiences were standing by the road for 10 hours. I never thought I'd get a ride with a ministers wife or a coalminer or a Republican elected official. It was all pleasant surprises. The only drag was the waiting.

I'm thrilled to have a completely new audience that I can get from Court TV, without it being my own trial. That was the only other way I would have gotten it.

I think [parents] became very proud, even though they were mortified by the early films because no one liked them.

Wouldn't you rather your kid be a drug dealer than a drug addict?

I'd love to sell out completely. It's just that nobody has been willing to buy.

I didn't become a drug addict because I always had to make a movie.

I can't tell the difference between the best and the worst 'cause I realize not everybody wants to have sex in the middle of a demolition derby race in the car.