William Castle and Alfred Hitchcock were the first director-personalities. Before then, nobody in America knew what a director was.

Anyone from my past I'm interested in, I've already stalked their homes. I like to go outside.

I've bought the same used car from the same man since I was 16 - a Buick every time. They always work, I don't care what color it is. I don't want people to recognize my car in case I want to commit a crime.

I wish something on T.V. would trouble me. Then maybe I would watch it.

I do like Christmas. I do understand that there are people who hate it, and there are other religions that resent it. So, I speak to everybody - I try to speak to every kind of minority and majority that cannot escape the steamroller known as Christmas.

I always say you need something weird on your face and some good shoes and nobody looks in the middle.

I've signed dicks, asses, parole cards, a colostomy bag while it was still pumping. A couple of years ago, I signed a bloody Tampax. That's one you don't forget. I'm not asking for someone to top that!