Many hundred-million-dollar Hollywood comedies aren't any good. They're trying to shock you.

You have to think of a new way to completely surprise people who think they're hip. I always said you could make an NC-17 movie with no sex and no violence. Now I don't know what that could possibly be, but if you could think it up, you'd have a hit.

Do we secretly idolize our imagined opposites, yearning to become the role models for others we know we could never be for ourselves?

Ever feel like killing somebody just to see if you could get away with it? Sure, you have. Everybody has little things that get on their nerves.

People vomitied at my movies; not because of the movie but because they were drunk. I took credit anyway.

I'm an old person because I still buy DVDs. I have every one of my albums and 45s - I even have a couple of 33s and I do have a turntable. But I must admit, I don't listen to vinyl today. But I listen to all types of music.

My hobby is extreme Catholic behavior - before the Reformation.