No matter what your sexual preference or gender, no one likes a man who is fussy about his looks. You can spend as much time as you want looking good. But don`t do it in public.

Anyone from my past I'm interested in, I've already stalked their homes. I like to go outside.

I live in San Francisco, I live in Provincetown. They're all the same, apart from Baltimore. Baltimore's the only cheap place left.

I don't think I had a bad influence on anybody. I made people feel better about themselves.

If you ever go home with somebody and they don't have books in their house, don't sleep with them. I think that's very important.

I don't trust anyone that hasn't been to jail at least once in their life.

I've signed dicks, asses, parole cards, a colostomy bag while it was still pumping. A couple of years ago, I signed a bloody Tampax. That's one you don't forget. I'm not asking for someone to top that!