I haven't committed all the crimes in my movies, I would have gotten the death penalty many years ago if I had.
John WatersThe anger I have about high school - which I do have because they discouraged every interest I ever had; actually I call it anti-education - that anger led to my career.
John WatersI'll have pot in my home for guests - I'm polite! - but I don't sit around and smoke by myself, ever. Not like I did when I was young.
John Waters