I think social justice is important. I think it's not fair.

Do we secretly idolize our imagined opposites, yearning to become the role models for others we know we could never be for ourselves?

"Family" this and "family" that. If I had a family I'd be furious that moral busybodies are taking the perfectly good word family and using it as a code for censorship the same way "states' rights" was used to disguise racism in the mid-sixties.

Terrible things always seemed to happen to hitchhikers in movies - including my own. It has always been glamorous and dangerous and scary and sexy.

To understand bad taste one must have very good taste.

I have no interest in ever making a movie I didn't write. If they were going to take my house away, then I guess I might have to. But my agent knows not to even bother sending me the scripts.

No comedy should be longer than 90 minutes. There's no such thing as a good long joke.