If you ever go home with somebody and they don't have books in their house, don't sleep with them. I think that's very important.
John WatersIf you can make someone laugh who's dead set against you, that's the first step to winning them over to your side.
John WatersI used to run away to New York from Baltimore all the time.I would get on the Greyhound bus and tell my parents I was going to some sorority weekend. I'd even make up fake permission slips, come to New York and just ask people on the street if I could stay with them and go see midnight movies.
John Waters