Stupid is never that entertaining. You can be stupid and sexy, stupid and funny but he's just plain stupid. That is not remarkable, that's what I mean.

If you can make someone laugh who's dead set against you, that's the first step to winning them over to your side.

Many hundred-million-dollar Hollywood comedies aren't any good. They're trying to shock you.

If you're not sure you could love your children, please don't have them, because they might grow up and kill us.

If you ever go home with somebody and they don't have books in their house, don't sleep with them. I think that's very important.

I'm for gay marriage. I don't want to do it, but I certainly think people should be allowed to, and I wouldn't vote for anybody that would be against it. But at the same time, why do we have to be good now? Why can't we be villains in movies?

What's fascinating to me is that in rich-kid schools, it's better to be gay. No one is discriminated against because they're gay in a rich-kid school. But in poor-kid schools, it's often not the same. So being gay is a class issue now.