Stupid is never that entertaining. You can be stupid and sexy, stupid and funny but he's just plain stupid. That is not remarkable, that's what I mean.

I never got along in school really - I already knew what I wanted to do. I have never in my life got a paycheck from anywhere in the world that asked if I went to school.

I never rewatch the great films of my favorite directors because I'm afraid they won't hold up.

Coke didn't last long enough; it gave me a hangover for two weeks for being high for ten minutes.

I'd love to sell out completely. It's just that nobody has been willing to buy.

Everyone's sex life is funny except your own. Every person's is, and yours never is. The lengths people go to — and the extremes and the conditions and the mental exercises and guilt and shame and happiness that everybody goes through — and what they'll do for sex is never-ending and mind-boggling and very interesting to me. And I don't think a lot of times people choose any of it.

I make independent movies. I don't know how to do anything else. I don't know any other job that I could really get.