Women have the right to work wherever they want, as long as they have the dinner ready when you get home.
That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.
A friend of mine told me to shoot first and ask questions later. I was going to ask him why, but I had to shoot him.
Never apologize, mister, it’s a sign of weakness.
A man is no better than he has to be.
I read someplace that I used to make B-pictures. Hell, they were a lot farther down the alphabet than that . . . but not as far down as R and X. I think any man who makes an X-rated picture ought to be made to take his own daughter to see it.