Life is tough, but if you are stupid, it's a lot tougher.
Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.
If you can't be thankful for what you have, be thankful for what you have escaped.
Give the American people a good cause, and there's nothing they can't lick.
A man deserves a second chance, but keep an eye on him.
Out here a man settles his own problems.