I have tried to live my life so that my family would love me and my friends respect me. The others can do whatever the hell they please.
Life is tough pilgrim, it is even tougher if you're stupid
Any man who'd make an X-rated movie ought to have to take his daughter to see it.
A man is no better than he has to be.
Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.
I am a demonstrative man, a baby picker-upper, a hugger and a kisser--that's my nature.