Men forget everything; women remember everything.
Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.
I'm a greedy old man. Life's been good to me, and I want some more of it.
Any man who'd make an X-rated movie ought to have to take his daughter to see it.
The fire is not discriminating. It burns anything in its path for whatever reason.
Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.