Cowboys, just like the word says.

Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.

Nobody ever saw a cowboy on the psychiatrist's couch.

If you can't be thankful for what you have, be thankful for what you have escaped.

I don't have to assert my virility. I think my career has shown that I'm not exactly a pantywaist. But I do take pride in my work, even to the point of being the first one on the set in the morning. I'm a professional.

I have found a certain type calls himself a Liberal...Now I always thought I was a Liberal. I came up terribly surprised one time when I found out that I was a Right-Wing Conservative Extremist, when I listened to everybody's point of view that I ever met, and then decided how I should feel. But this so-called new Liberal group, Jesus, they never listen to your point of view.

Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.