Women have the right to work wherever they want, as long as they have the dinner ready when you get home.

If I depended on the critics' judgment and recognition, I'd never have gone into the motion-picture business.

Healthy, lusty sex is wonderful.

A friend of mine told me to shoot first and ask questions later. I was going to ask him why, but I had to shoot him.

Jesus Christ! I would crawl over the mountains of Beverly Hills on my hands and knees if I could do a movie with Doris Day!

Well, there are some things a man just can't run away from.

You have to be a man before you can be a gentleman.