Women have the right to work wherever they want, as long as they have the dinner ready when you get home.

A man's got to have a code, a creed to live by, no matter his job.

Life's tough. It's even tougher when you are stupid.

We're burnin' daylight!

When you come slam bang up against trouble, it never looks half as bad if you face up to it.

If you can't be thankful for what you have, be thankful for what you have escaped.

Of course I know who you are. You're my girl. I love you.