I didn't vote for him, but he's my President, and I hope he does a good job.

Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.

If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'

I read someplace that I used to make B-pictures. Hell, they were a lot farther down the alphabet than that . . . but not as far down as R and X. I think any man who makes an X-rated picture ought to be made to take his own daughter to see it.

I believe in white supremacy until the blacks are educated to the point of responsibility. I don`t believe in giving authority and positions of leadership and judgment to irresponsible people.

Jesus Christ! I would crawl over the mountains of Beverly Hills on my hands and knees if I could do a movie with Doris Day!

Give the American people a good cause, and there's nothing they can't lick.