If they let me choose between you and the dog, I'll choose the dog.

Tomorrow it'll all be over, then I'll have to go back to selling pens again.

People cry, not because they're weak. It's because they've been strong for too long.

You're looking at each and every potential corner for an air bubble to escape. Absolutely! You're on the best of your game.

A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.

I just happen to be a sucker for humor. So anywhere I can sneak in something that I find potentially interesting or funny I do it as much as I can get away with.

Success doesn't change you... It reveals you