I have a full grown, semi-nude man bound with duct tape in my truck and I was trying to get out to the desert to bury him. How do I get to 5 South?

I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life.

I pretty much operate on adrenaline and ignorance.

People go to car races to watch the crashes.

I love the tabloids except for when I'm in 'em. Especially with the stuff they wrote about Jessica and I - it's obviously not true.

Being a complete juvenile delinquent helped me grow up a little.

I'm the fun dad, I am also the disciplinarian.