Johnny Knoxville Quotes

I love Louisiana. It's amazing.

If someone hits me I consider it a challenge.

I'm so uncoordinated, I can't really do that much, so my specialty is standing in one spot or holding on to something, like an exploding rocket or a jetski.

Everyone gets hurt, but I've probably had the most injuries.

Suffering will get you great footage. I don't know about closer to God. Although there have been times when I've suffered to the point where I think I might be about to meet him.

Doctors have told me I have a high pain threshold, but I can only know what I feel. I think I'm good at minimising the pain and being indifferent to it.

It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible.

I'm lucky enough to be with someone, and I am happy.

I was a really bad kid. Then, I got sweet as I got older.

People go to car races to watch the crashes.

What calmed me down finally was when my girlfriend got pregnant.

People try to challenge me in bars every now and then. As long as they're not physical I just walk away, but if they get physical then I just end up in a fight.

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind.

I am nothing that isn't professional.

I love the tabloids except for when I'm in 'em. Especially with the stuff they wrote about Jessica and I - it's obviously not true.

I just try to think of all the things that could go wrong so in that split second when it happens, maybe your body reacts in a way where it protects you just a little.

But I can still lick the spoon!

It's unfortunate when kids get hurt, but I wish parents would monitor what their kids are doing and watching. It's common sense, really.

I'm the fun dad, I am also the disciplinarian.

I do get obsessed with constantly thinking of ideas, all day long, but that's just how it is.

I think I'm a little concussed.

I have a full grown, semi-nude man bound with duct tape in my truck and I was trying to get out to the desert to bury him. How do I get to 5 South?

I don't remember the first stunt I ever did.

Being a complete juvenile delinquent helped me grow up a little.

I just love that spirit that makes people do things that they probably shouldn't.

A couple days before the stunts, if I'm doing something particularly dangerous, I will go over every worst-case scenario in my head, like this could happen, this could happen, this could happen, this could happen. I try to think about that to where it's ingrained in me.

I think everyone roots for the underdog.

Coal mining is tough. Acting is just tedious.

I'm just basking in the glory.

I want to do dramas. I want to do comedies.

You were about five feet short of a ten feet jump?

I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life.

My parents said that I was nine months old and would throw myself out of the crib onto the floor continually. As soon as they left the room after putting me back in they'd hear a big bump and I'd be on the floor again.

People think by challenging me they're going to show they're tough. But I'm not tough. Decent drinker. Not such a bad kisser. But not a great fighter.

I don't care what other people think.

I'm not looking to lose anything. I'm looking to continue making movies.

What an honor that Stephen Prouty got nominated for best makeup and hairstyling for Jackass Presents Bad Grandpa. Am I as stunned as everyone else we didn’t get the nod for best picture? Well of course, duh, but I won’t let that take away from my happiness for Steve, Tony Gardner, and our whole makeup team. Wahoo!

Everything you see on screen is real. By doing what we do, there's naturally going to be a lot of grimacing. And whimpering.

A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out the thing that set them apart.

I pretty much operate on adrenaline and ignorance.

I feel like my eyes have gonorrhea.

I have a whole slew of doctors. I can count eight in my phone right now - eight different doctors, all for different parts of my body. I have specialists.