I think everyone roots for the underdog.
I think I'm a little concussed.
I don't care what other people think.
I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life.
I have a full grown, semi-nude man bound with duct tape in my truck and I was trying to get out to the desert to bury him. How do I get to 5 South?
Everyone gets hurt, but I've probably had the most injuries.