I'm searching for the perfect swing. I'm searching for something that's not there. I tried twetny different things today and nobody else out there would have done that. This game is too tough. If I'd have known, I'd have taken up tennis or something. I have a chance. But if you're a betting guy don't bet on me.

I don't want to brag, but I do more homework on the course than any other announcer. I chart the greens to get all the breaks. I walk down into the greenside bunkers. I walk into the fairway bunkers to see whether a player can reach the green from them.

For me, 'choking' is just another term in golf.

Serenity is knowing that your worst shot is still pretty good.

I don't think anywhere is there a symbiotic relationship between caddie and player like there is in golf.

I played so bad, I got a get-well card from the IRS.

Nobody ever heard Jack Nicklaus say "I don't know" about anything.