I don't want to brag, but I do more homework on the course than any other announcer. I chart the greens to get all the breaks. I walk down into the greenside bunkers. I walk into the fairway bunkers to see whether a player can reach the green from them.

Only one golfer in a thousand grips the club lightly enough.

I played so bad, I got a get-well card from the IRS.

For me, 'choking' is just another term in golf.

Look, I'm not trying to be critical when I'm on the air.

In golf, 'close' is like the north and south rim of the Grand Canyon.

Golf's Holy Grail - a genius course.