I don't think anywhere is there a symbiotic relationship between caddie and player like there is in golf.

I played so bad, I got a get-well card from the IRS.

Only one golfer in a thousand grips the club lightly enough.

I don't want to brag, but I do more homework on the course than any other announcer. I chart the greens to get all the breaks. I walk down into the greenside bunkers. I walk into the fairway bunkers to see whether a player can reach the green from them.

Sports are 90% inspiration and 10% perspiration.

In golf, 'close' is like the north and south rim of the Grand Canyon.

For me, 'choking' is just another term in golf.