You better stand tall when they're calling you out, don't bend, don't break, and don't back down!

I would kick this bad world's ass if I could just get on my feet

Would I love to run around and check out if Jennifer Aniston was looking for a boyfriend? Yeah, it would be interesting for a minute. But would I trade in my life to get her and Angelina [Jolie]? No way. I've got something better. And I don't need the neuroses of two type-A personalities in my life. One is enough.

Guys will take one pair of jeans, five T-shirts and three pair of socks and that'll get you by for 10 weeks.

You think you know me just because you know my name, think you've seen me 'cause you've seen every line on my face.

I try to explain that to my kids - the experience of going to a record store, flipping through racks and finding that album cover that intrigues you - but my kids don't want to know about it. They download the one song on the album they like, and pay their 99 cents.

New Jersey shaped who and what I am. Growing up in Jersey gave you all the advantages of New York, but you were in its shadow. Anyone who's come from here will tell you that same story.