What one person might see as violent, someone else may see as beautiful. Maybe even art.

If you're doing stand-up, there is no fourth wall; you're engaging an audience.

Changing the world, one exclamation point at a time.

For me, it feels like my ideas are more specific to random thoughts or single ideas I might have, as opposed to being influenced by a general perception of absurdity.

For the most part, people don't know who I am.

I really just think it's disgusting when people - to actually say that you want to be famous, it's just gross. There's nothing wrong with fame, but to seek out the spotlight just to be on TV for the sake of being on TV, and to put your children on there, I think, is especially disgusting.

If you're a stand-up, you're more or less yourself.